College presidents are so cute

University of Florida president J. Bernard Machen (that J. better stand for JimBob) thinks he can cut down the drinking that goes on at an event nicknamed "The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party."

If I were a cynic, Bernie, I would suggest you concern yourself more with the binge drinking that goes on four nights a week on your campus then worrying about the once-a-year event that provides much more bad publicity.

Besides, not serving shots at a few bars or cutting down the number of places fans can get beer will have almost zero effect on the amount of alcohol consumed before and at the game. To do that, you might want to shut down every place in Florida and Georgia that sells alcohol. Good luck.