It's like a Seinfeld episode in Ann Arbor

Oh, yeah, this seems like a great idea.

Unable to determine which quarterback of the three is playing the best so far in fall camp, Michigan coach Rich Rodriquez announced today he would play all three in the season opener against Western Michigan. I'm starting to think Rodriquez sits in a corner during practice whimpering and crying out "Pat White?" He probably can't even tell these three apart, so what does it matter? Here's a primer for you Rich:


-Nick Sheridan, the only returnee, author of such favorite's as "Ohio State 42, Michigan 7" from 2008; arm strength of the drummer from Def Leppard.

- Tate Forcier, true freshman who was nice to enough to skip prom and attend spring practice where he was immediately declared the future. Also has some kind of crazy-ass family if you read the crazy-ass family web site.

- Denard Robinson, who doesn't tie his shoelaces but is very fast.

Somewhere, Lloyd Carr sips a mojito and giggles.