Showing posts with label mike stoops. Show all posts
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Bowl Preview: Pacific Life Holiday Bowl




Pacific Life Holiday Bowl
Qualcomm Stadium, San Diego
Arizona vs. Nebraska
Date:
Dec. 30
Time: 8 p.m.
TV: ESPN
Line: Nebraska -2.5

About Arizona (8-4):
The Wildcats took another leap forward under Mike Stoops which certainly surprised the hell out of me. I thought he'd take the John Mackovic right turn into hell. Whatever happened to Mackovic anyway? So the 'Cats have a good defense and a decent offense with a decent QB in Nick Foles. That's about it.

Intangibles:
"Bear Down": -2
Tucson Nov-Feb.: +3
Tucson rest of year: -112 degrees

About Nebraska (9-4): Suh, Suh, Suh, is pretty much all you hear about with the 'Huskers. The reason for that is the rest of the team pretty much blows. Offense? Terrible. Special teams? Terrible? DBs? Terrible. Suh. FREAKING AWESOME. Bo Pelini? Curses a lot.

Intangibles:
Still not running triple option: -2
Tom Osborne pulse rate: +34 per minute.
Blackshirts are back: +2

Impact player:
Okay. Other than Suh. How about Nic Grigsby, 'Zona's oft injured running back? Without Grigsby the 'Cats stop running the ball and call about 70 wide receiver screens a game.

Bowl slogan:
"We love defense at the Holiday Bowl. Just can't get enough of it!"

Little known fact:
Bo Pelini was a horrendous safety at Ohio State. When then coach John Cooper said he had "too many slow, white guys" he pretty much had a picture of Bo in his pocket.

Watchability (1-5): 4 (out of respect to history)

The pick:
Arizona 14, Nebraska 13

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Bowl Preview: Pioneer Las Vegas Bowl






Pioneer Las Vegas Bowl
Sam Boyd Stadium, Las Vegas, Nev.
BYU vs. Arizona

Date: Dec. 20
Time: 8 p.m.
TV: ESPN
Line: Arizona –3

About Arizona: The Wildcats are coached by Mike Stoops, or as he’s known in the family, “The Ugly One.” Stoops finally got the Cats to a bowl game this year, saving his job. He relies on a sucky offense and a porous defense. Get ready for about 70 wide receiver screens. That’s the only play I’ve ever seen them run.

Intangibles:
Tucson: +3
Lute Olson controversy: -3
Women’s softball: +4
Torturous summer: -8


About BYU: I can officially say I have been to Provo, Utah now and let me tell you – it’s got a small mountain AND a football stadium. That’s pretty much it. It’s not quite the same as Las Vegas. I wonder if strip clubs are against the BYU code of conduct. Probably not. “Happy Birthday, Jesus! Oh crap, I’m out of ones.”

Intangibles:
Magic underwear: +7
Tabernacle choir: +4
No caffeine: -9


Impact Player:
The BYU quarterback. What’s his name? Robbie Bosco or something? Hell, I don’t know. They’re all the damn same. 6-1, mediocre, accurate arm, at least 26 years old because they’ve been in Australia for four years. Suck if they’re hit or there’s any kind of pass rush. Been that way for 10 years. Who coaches that team anyway? The ghost of Lavell Edwards?

Bowl slogan: “Is that your quarter? It’s mine now, sucker.”

Little known fact:
Legendary entertainer David Hasselhoff will sing the National Anthem at this year’s game. Nope. I’m not even making this one up.

Watchability (1-5):
10 (just for Hasselhoff anthem) then 3.5

The Pick:
BYU 34, Arizona 20

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Beyond awkward

Since they announced the bowl pairings I have been railing on the fact that BYU is playing in the Las Vegas Bowl. Look at the photo and you now know what I've been talking about.

Look at BYU coach Bronco Mendenhall, a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, with Arizona's Mike Stoops and two Vegas showgirls. He looks as uncomfortable in a casino as the 'Eye looks in church.

Luckily for Bronco he needs only do this one a year (at most), somewhat similar to 'Eye's religious obligations.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Observations from Saturday's Games (Oct. 18)


Sorry for the late post. No internet service last night. Suddenlink sucks.

I have to agree with 'Eye that the early selections on Saturday were weak and not too interesting, but the late afternoon and evening games were a different story. Here are some interesting observations I made on Saturday (and finally reporting on Sunday):

1. I wanna be like Vince (and a little more). If Texas QB Colt McCoy keeps it up he will do Vince Young one better this year. While McCoy is leading the very talented (and now not so underrated) Longhorns to an impressive string of victories, all I can think about is this team could win the national championship (something Young accomplished). McCoy is also the clear favorite right now to win the Heisman Trophy (USC's Reggie Bush beat Young out for the honor). History isn't on the Longhorns side. They are on top of the first BCS poll of the 2008 season. Only two of 12 teams have ever went on to win it all from this position (Florida State in 1999 and USC in 2004).

2. Stop overreacting. Why does Mark May or Kirk Herbstreit become such drama queens when they see Alabama struggle with Ole Miss or Penn State with Michigan (if for just a half)? Haven't they watched the first eight weeks of the season? Eeking out a victory is nothing to be ashamed of, especially when it is a conference game. Georgia didn't look overly impressive against Vanderbilt on Saturday. But the Dawgs won and they are still in the hunt for an SEC championship and potential national title. My high school coach always said he didn't care if he won every game by one point. I agree. There are ugly wins, but they sure are better than pretty loses.

3. New Beast of the East. It's Pitt. The Stache has his boys playing well. A lot of college football beat writers were picking Navy to upset the Panthers yesterday. Pitt responded by rolling to a 42-21 win behind an impressive day from Lesean McCoy (156 yards and three TDs on 18 carries). The Panthers still have some tough contests, but they don't be shocked when they are 11-1 (with a very bad loss to Bowling Green). Up this week Rutgers, followed by an interesting road game with Notre Dame.

4. Don't bet on the ACC. Every time I try to pick a game in this conference I get stumped. How does North Carolina lose to Virginia and Maryland just dominate Wake Forest. I'm done. Not again. I won't pick another ACC game in 2008. Maybe ever.

5. Positive ACC note. Clemson lost in Dabo Swinney first game as interim coach, but the Tigers played with more passion than I've seen out them in two years. I was pulling for them to get the win over Georgia Tech. Dabo was a little to "Rah, Rah" for me on the sidelines, but I understand what he was doing. However, if I was him they would have fired me after the game. When I saw the AD talking to him during the game I would have told him where he should be watching the game (and it ain't the sidelines).

6. Rankings madness. I'm as guilty as anyone else. It was my idea to have a poll on our blog. But I'm officially against any poll before Oct. 15 from now on. Why was Missouri, West Virginia and Wisconsin ranked so high to start the season? From now on we should make teams earn the ranking on the field. I know teams will still fall out of the rankings, but at least the really good teams will flesh out by this time and it will be more accurate.

7. Here comes Southern Cal. So you thought losing at Oregon State would keep Pete Carrol and his USC Trojans out of the national title picture. Well, it may, but following a 69-0 victory against a woefully overmanned Washington State has everyone taking notice again. USC has wicked-mad talent, but stop it. If everyone wants to talk about how Big East teams don't play a strong enough schedule then the same holds true for USC. I think they'll just miss out, but if enough teams slip USC will be in Miami in January. What's funny now is that USC must root for Ohio State to keep winning because that's the only real team on the Trojans' schedule. They get a little boost from Virginia's resurgence.

8. OSU-Penn State game. This is for the Big 10 championship. I don't get excited for Big 10 games very often, but this one should be very interesting. The Nittany Lions struggled for a half with the program that used to be known as Michigan, but like any good team regrouped at halftime and romped in the second half. The Buckeyes didn't screw around at all as they got right in the face of Michigan State and kept the Beanie Wells-Terrelle Pryor show out front.

9. Mike Stoops saved his job. With Arizona's 42-27 win over No. 25 California the Wildcats coach should get his team into a bowl game this year, therefore guaranteeing him a job with Tucson next fall. I applaud the job Stoops and his staff did in pulling out this win. But what is it with the Pac-10 and not being able to win on the road? According to Ted Miller at ESPN.com, the Pac-10 is 8-22 on the road, including a 6-14 record within the conference. Now, would someone tell Colin Cowherd to stop his weekly love fest with this conference.

10. Welcome Tulsa. What took pollsters so long to vote the Golden Hurricane into the Top 25. Tulsa is 7-0 following a 77-35 win over UTEP. The only close game they have had was a 37-31 win against SMU. I admit it, I don't know too much about the Golden Hurricane but this team deserved a ranking before now (unless you wait until now to start the rankings).

Friday, October 3, 2008

Picks of the Week


Wow! I stunk it up last week. After going 0-5 in my picks last week, I return to redeem myself and regain some self respect. Remember my picks also include the spread, so let's see how I can do this week.

Arizona (-18) over Washington
The 'Cats rebounded last week with a 31-10 victory over reeling UCLA. A victory here is critical for the future of Mike Stoops in Tucson. A win here gets 'Zona to 4-1 with winnable games still on the slate with Stanford, Washington State and Arizona State. Game should prove to be a showcase for two of the Pac-10's top receivers in UA's Mike Thomas and Washington's D'Andre Goodwin. However, October has been a rough month on Arizona under Stoops (3-14).
Pick: Arizona 42, Washington 18

Florida (-21) over Arkansas
Tim Tebow had a bad game against Ole Miss. Urban Meyer's performance was even worse. That doesn't happen in back-to-back weeks. Look for Tebow and Meyer to take out their frustrations on Bobby Petrino's boys. Watching Arkansas quarterback Casey Dick try to complete a pass is as painful as trying to say his name without snickering like a 10-year-old.
Pick: Florida 45, Arkansas 14

Missouri (-9.5) over Nebraska
Now we find out how high-flying the Tigers' offense really is. I think we'll find out that the Chase Daniel to Jeremy Maclin matchup is just too much for the rebuilding Cornhuskers. Bo Pelini's squad held its own against Virginia Tech last week (35-30 loss), but a home victory was more important than a moral victory. Expect Missouri to exploit Nebraska's weaknesses even more than VT.
Pick: Missouri 48, Nebraska 24

Vanderbilt (+4.5) over Auburn
I don't think Vandy will pull off the win, but the Commodores will hang with the Tigers. Vanderbilt leads the SEC East and has played well against decent competition. Wins against South Carolina and Ole Miss look OK right now. Auburn is the team I can't figure out. Played an outstanding game against LSU, but struggled with Southern Miss, Mississippi State and Tennessee—all three are teams on the rocks. Expect this to be close and potentially some strange play to sway momentum.
Pick: Auburn 7, Vanderbilt 6

Upset Special South Carolina (+3) over Mississippi
The Ol' Ball Coach has been off his game this year. I think Spurrier's starting to realize signing that long-term deal with South Carolina may not have been such a good idea (or for his legendary status). He's looking to impress the brass at Tennessee so he can work his way into the fold as a replacement for Phil Fulmer. Look for the Gamecocks to put together a good game plan and execute (sorry for stealing Herbstreit) against the Rebels, who are still in shock after winning in The Swamp last week.
Pick: South Carolina 20, Mississippi 17

Last week: 0-5
Season: 4-6

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

5 Job Openings in 2009 (and who should be hired)


Arizona
Current Coach: Mike Stoops
Who the Wildcats should hire: Chris Petersen (Boise State)

Stoops can save his job by getting into a bowl game this season. But a 36-28 loss to a weak New Mexico is not a good sign. Arizona is 3-1 right now and securing four more wins is not out of the question. However, I see Petersen taking over in Tucson. He has become one of the top young coaches in the nation. Boise is 26-3 in two-plus seasons under Petersen, including a 15-1 mark in Western Athletic Conference play.

Syracuse
Current Coach: Greg Robinson
Who the Orange should hire: Turner Gill (Buffalo)

I know everyone thinks (or wants) former USC assistant and former Oakland Raiders coach Lane Kiffin, but Gill has done an amazing job at Buffalo. The Bulls wisely gave Gill a contract extension through 2012 after guiding Buffalo to a 5-7 record. Buffalo is just 2-3 this season, but this is a program that was a doormat before his arrival. There have been rumors that former Michigan coach Lloyd Carr is considering the job. Just seems like a very odd fit.

Tennessee
Current Coach: Phil Fulmer
Who the Volunteers should hire: Skip Holtz (East Carolina)

The buzz about Holtz has dimmed a bit following consecutive losses by his Pirates, but he would be a great fit at Tennessee. He’d be talking in that Tennessee drawl about 30 seconds into the press conference announcing his hiring. Skip learned how to be a head coach during five seasons at UConn (38-23) and now in his fourth season at ECU, where he guided the Pirates to back-to-back bowl games. He was considered a favorite to get the West Virginia job last winter before Bill Stewart led the Mountaineers to a big win in the Fiesta Bowl. He would get the Vols back on top in the SEC.

Virginia
Current Coach: Al Groh
Who the Cavaliers should hire: Jerry Moore (Appalachian State)

OK, maybe this is a bit of a stretch and wouldn’t make too much since for the long haul since Moore will be 70 in July. But he’s a great coach. What he has accomplished for the Mountaineers is amazing. He is 169-72 with three consecutive Football Championship Series titles. Moore has BCS experience as he coached Texas Tech from 1981-85.

Washington
Current Coach: Tyrone Willingham
Who the Huskies should hire: Jim Mora Jr. (Seattle Seahawks)

I still believe Willingham should be given another year, but with a new AD (Scott Woodward) his time in Seattle is probably coming to an end. Now my suggestion may not be realistic since he is expected to be promoted to the Seahawks head coach next year. But the former walk-on linebacker is an intense competitor and should be an excellent recruiter. He could rebuild Washington into a national contender again very quickly. Remember, one of the reasons he was run out as the Atlanta Falcons head coach was because of a radio interview he did in Seattle where he said he’d leave the NFL to return to his alma mater.