Thought I was done beating up on the Oklahoma Sooners, but some last-minute perusing before bed led me to two pretty funny developments. First, someone has registered the website www.chokelahoma.com and then redirected it to www.soonersports.com. The second is the latest video/song from Ryan Parker at ryanparkersongs.com.
Enjoy.
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Monday, December 8, 2008
Tebow: The Parody
Florida's Tim Tebow is enjoying the superstar life even more these days following the SEC Championship victory over Bama and as his Gators prepare for Oklahoma and the BCS Championship Game. One of the prices of Tebow's fame is having artists like Ryan Parker's parody him through song.
Below you'll find the lyrics. Make sure to turn up the volume in the lower right corner of the video
Tim Tebow is a hero from way way far away,
He's got awesome superpowers when he takes the field to play,
They have known that he was special ever since his day of birth,
No, he's nothing like the rest of the guys on the earth,
He ought to win another Heisman just like Archie Griffin,
And someday he'll have a wife just as hot as Lane Kiffin,
Half man, half machine like the first Terminator,
Half quarterback, fullback, and whole Florida Gator,
If he goes to the pros then he might end up crying,
Cause he'll probably be known as the next Detroit Lion,
The chance of him failing is way less than zero,
Cause he's not from this planet, Tim Tebow's a hero,
He could be like Big Ben, yeah, he sure has a shot,
And the worse case would be he's the next Mike Alstott,
He could stay down in Florida where it's so nice and sunny,
Or he could go to the pros for a boatload of money,
He ought to win another Heisman just like Archie Griffin,
And someday he'll have a wife just as hot as Lane Kiffin,
Half man, half machine like the first Terminator,
Half quarterback, fullback, and whole Florida Gator,
If he goes to the pros then he might end up crying,
Cause he'll probably be known as the next Detroit Lion,
The chance of him failing is way less than zero,
Cause he's not from this planet, Tim Tebow's a hero ...
Below you'll find the lyrics. Make sure to turn up the volume in the lower right corner of the video
Tim Tebow is a hero from way way far away,
He's got awesome superpowers when he takes the field to play,
They have known that he was special ever since his day of birth,
No, he's nothing like the rest of the guys on the earth,
He ought to win another Heisman just like Archie Griffin,
And someday he'll have a wife just as hot as Lane Kiffin,
Half man, half machine like the first Terminator,
Half quarterback, fullback, and whole Florida Gator,
If he goes to the pros then he might end up crying,
Cause he'll probably be known as the next Detroit Lion,
The chance of him failing is way less than zero,
Cause he's not from this planet, Tim Tebow's a hero,
He could be like Big Ben, yeah, he sure has a shot,
And the worse case would be he's the next Mike Alstott,
He could stay down in Florida where it's so nice and sunny,
Or he could go to the pros for a boatload of money,
He ought to win another Heisman just like Archie Griffin,
And someday he'll have a wife just as hot as Lane Kiffin,
Half man, half machine like the first Terminator,
Half quarterback, fullback, and whole Florida Gator,
If he goes to the pros then he might end up crying,
Cause he'll probably be known as the next Detroit Lion,
The chance of him failing is way less than zero,
Cause he's not from this planet, Tim Tebow's a hero ...
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