Charlie: SHUT UP.

I kind of like Charlie Weis.

How can you not like a guy who's coached one of the premier college football programs into the ground and then just can't keep his mouth shut.

I've known enough college coaches to know that Charlie just says what most of them are thinking. Whoever is on the other sideline is an idiot who doesn't know what he's doing, cheats like hell and wouldn't know talent if it ran a reverse up his ass.

God Bless Charlie for saying it. Although God forbid they ever win again or he'll be unbearable. While they're losing, it's just kind of cute.

And it does make him look incredibly arrogant and stupid. And it leaves you open for beauties like this one from the LA Times:

"Independents (Notre Dame). The Irish own, perhaps, the worst three-game winning streak in history.

Notre Dame won its last two games last year against Duke and Stanford and opened Saturday with an act-of-God comeback against San Diego State.

"I'll take an ugly win any day of the week," fourth-year Coach Charlie Weis said.

Eight more "uglies" and Notre Dame might be in the Orange Bowl.

How bad is it?

San Diego State lost its season opener to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo, prompting this postgame question to Aztecs Coach Chuck Long.

You've played two games now. Who is better, Cal Poly or Notre Dame?

"That's a tough question," Long said.

Wow."