The return of the Zooker

- here's the situation: it's the first drive of the second half, you're down 7 and you're defense stinks. You've made it to midfield and it's fourth and short.

YOU PUNT THE FOOTBALL. YOU MAKE PENN STATE DRIVE THE LENGTH OF THE FIELD.

not the Zooker. He goes for it despite all reasoned people screaming at the TV.

And now you're down two scores.

nice one, Zooker. You just gave away three points that might cost you this game.

Other stuff:

- Mark May's hindsight is 10/10
ESPN yapping mouth Mark May suggested that the Florida 4th and 1 play where Tim Tebow was stuff against Ole Miss was stupid because "if he just pitches it, it's a first down. If he throws it his receiver is wide open and it's a TD!"

Thanks, Mayday. I genuflect at your ability to say anything, no matter how mentally disabled it makes you seem. Have you watched Florida play in the last three years? They run Tebow on short yardage because it works. Over and over and over - it freaking works. They got beat on it today. But give me a break with the hindsight playcalling.


- Georgia is trying to creep back into this game, but Bama just kicked a FG to go back up three scores.

- It stinks that there's no 10 p.m. game worth watching tonight. I don't think Stanford-Washington is going to cut it.

- has Zombie Nation become Penn State's fight song? It's catchy and all, but this has gone too far. cheeseball 90s techno should never be anyone's goal for a "tradition."