Thursday, March 26, 2009

Quit hating Gators

Dear Florida,

Why do you despise Our Boy, Lane Kiffin, so much? Sure he's talked a little trash, and maybe he misspoke when he said Urban Meyer cheated this recruiting season. But really, don't you have more important things to worry about than worrying about every move Our Boy makes?

Certainly Tim Tebow needs help doing circumcisions in some Third World nation. Or maybe Urban Meyer needs someone to hold the mirror as he repeats to himself, "I am the greatest football coach ever." There's always Chris Rainey, who no doubt could use help finding more white girls to study with.

It just seems there are more important things for the fans and players at such a great institution to worry about than the Our Boy trying to rebuild Tennessee. Can you just redirect all of that hate back on Alabama or Georgia?

Best wishes,
An 'Eye and an 'Eer

1 comment:

A. Nonnymuss said...

have you been to Gainesville? no, they don't have anything better to do.