UCLA dealing with acrophobia

Hey recruits,

If you go to UCLA you not only get to play for Rick Neuheisel, get owned by USC each year and be the last team in the nation invited to a bowl game, but you also get to hang out with a bunch of good guys who are afraid to ride a rollercoaster at Six Flags Magic Mountain.

What appears to be a nice report on a day off for the team is more like a poor PR/recruiting tape. Unfortunately, one of the players featured in the piece (offensive lineman Stanley Hasiak) was booted from the team.

They would have been much better off going to Disneyland.