Saturday, December 20, 2008

Bowl Preview: New Orleans Bowl




R & L Carriers New Orleans Bowl
Superdome, New Orleans
Troy vs. Southern Miss

Date: Dec. 21
Time: 8 p.m.
TV: ESPN2
Line: Troy –4.5

About Troy: Troy is in Alabama. It used to be called Troy State. We have now covered all there is to know about Troy. I even saw them play this year. I think they may have maroonish uniforms.

Intangibles:


In Alabama, but not Auburn or Alabama: +3
My Cousin Vinny: +7
Grits: -4
Almost beat LSU: -2


About Southern Miss:
Southern Miss administrators fired longtime coach Jeff Bower last year because all he had done was make the Eagles a consistently respectable program that routinely finished above .500. They hired Oklahoma State offensive coordinator Larry Fedora (pictured above looking very manly), who brilliantly led Southern Miss to a 6-6 record and an appearance in the New Orleans Bowl. Meet the new boss, USM administrators, same as the old boss.

Intangibles:
Five-game losing streak: -5
Four-game winning streak: +4
John Grisham novels: -4

Impact Player:
Troy quarterback Jamie Hampton. Why? Well, I had to pick someone didn’t I?

Bowl slogan:
“Matching up teams 98 percent of the country doesn’t care about since 2001!”

Little known fact:
Southern Miss scored 70 points against UAB this year. UAB immediately discontinued football, went home and cried itself to sleep.

Watchability (1-5):
.4

The Pick:
Troy 41, Southern Miss 35

1 comment:

'Eer said...

Good pick. I still can't believe USM jettisoned off Bower last year. This guy did an amazing job there. Not sure if he ended up anywhere or not, but a great coach.