Lovin' in the bathroom

The last time I read about bathroom sex in Minnesota it involved a U.S. Senator with a wide stance.

The latest episode is much more interesting. According to MyFox Twin Cities, two Iowa football fans were busted for fornicating in a handicapped bathroom stall (is this like parking in a handicapped spot without the decal?) during last Saturday's Minnesota-Iowa game at the Metrodome.

Umm. Nothing like the smell of urine to get me going. Undies dragging on the nasty floor. A dozen or so folks cheering you on from urinals and hand dryers.

Clearly this was the best action going on in the Metrodome as Iowa won 55-0. That was until the police arrived. After getting dressed, the woman, 38, was turned over to her husband, while the man, 26, was delivered to his girlfriend.

Man, that had to be an awkward ride home.