Sunday, January 4, 2009

Preview: BCS National Championship Game

BCS National Championship Game
Dolphin Stadium, Miami Gardens, Fla.
Florida vs. Oklahoma
Date: Jan. 8
Time: 8 p.m.
TV: FOX
Line: Florida -3

About Florida: After watching Gary Danielson do the SEC title game, here's what I know about the Gators: Tim Tebow, Tim Tebow, Tebow, Tim, Tim Tebow, some other guys, Tim Tebow, Holy Crap Tebow, Can you believe that, Tebow? Tebow. I assume there are other guys, but I can't make any guarantees.

Intangibles:
Gainesville: -2
Florida co-eds: +4
Steve Spurrier: -1
Galen Hall: -2
Ron Zook: -4

About Oklahoma: The Sooners average 147 points a game this year and Sam Bradford won the Heisman Trophy thanks to playing against the Big 12. On defense, the Sooners line up 11 guys and do their best to get in the way.

Intangibles:
Stoops' stupid visor: -4
Last four BCS games: -3
Billy Sims: +3
Billy Sims at Heisman ceremony: -3

Impact Player: Florida returner Brandon James is the fastest midget alive. Except for LSU's Trindon Holiday. Makes him hard to see on kick returns.

Bowl slogan: "This is for the national title. We've got a trophy and everything. That makes it real."

Little known fact: Football games usually take between two and a half and three hours. This one will take nearly four.

The Pick: Florida 38, Oklahoma 28

1 comment:

'Eer said...

Tebow is still at Florida? I thought Urban Meyer was Gator football.

No intangible for that stupid Gator chomp thing the fans do.